When you hear someone is getting married it seems like you have 4 possible reactions:

1) Congratulations!
2) I wonder if she's knocked up
3) That won't last
and
4) What...the....fuck.....


My cousin just got engaged, I said 1 but what I really meant was 4, possibly 2 with an outside twang of 3. I feel bad, or confused. I really want it to be 1 though. I really really do.