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at dinner. dad says he's taking my car to work to get it fixed. Remember now the shop we go to with the benz (benzi?) is about a half mile from his office, he's there a lot, they know him.

sister says "well jeeze why dont you take my car in too" mom says "the bumper is sctatched but thats ok but the front licence plate is all bent out, she'll get a ticket!"

my dad: why would anyone take a VW to a crappy dealership for a BENT licence plate

mom: well you should blah blah blha blah blah!!!!!
dad and me: no thats stupid.

mom: but the tires are possibly leaky too! she could have a puncture that doesnt always leak!
us: then take it to the place near by that does tires and KNOWS US BY NAME

mom well it STILL needs an oil change too!!
us: whatever

dad is now pissed.
mom is now pissed.

BEST PART:

jaime says: well really I meant it as a joke about marc not taking his own car in.

if I wasnt already completely out of the conversation I would have mentioned at this point that A) they cant give me a loaner, B) Someone would have to drive with me in another car to either get me the rest of the way to work and back, or the rest of the way back on a traffic cloged road at 5-6pm, and oh yeah C) I has just WORKED 20 FUCKING HOURS IN TWO DAYS AT MY FIRST REAL JOB.



WISCONSIN FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN