Yes I do.

Not that this is a shocking revelation to anyone but I have a confession to make.

I really love telling people to shut the hell up in lectures.  Really. I love being an asshole to Chatty Cathy.  Gets me all charged up and smiling.  Why? Because some people don't know how to fucking behave in a manner that does not impinge on the lives of others and rather than learning how from somewhere else, they learned it from me - and really who could be better than me?  No one I know, I get the goddamn message across without mincing fancy words.

"So I don't have to say it while the professor is saying something important, if your going to talk the whole time, go back to your dorm ok?"   Turn, look straight ahead, take notes in silence.  Thats a lesson everyone needs to learn.  This isn't a movie theater where if you talk an explosion will cover your blathering about Johnny Depp, it's fucking class and I don't need to hear you telling your new best friend that you got really drunk on a Tuesday and Frankie Frat Fuck wanted to stick it in your ass while I'm trying to draw chromosomes from the back row while some dude with a fro, complete with black power fro pick, strategically places his fuzzy monument to the 70s in row 2.

Excuse me I have a hate crime to commit...