not that I want to drop a rainbow pile of emo shit every night but....

I liked these lyrics.

happy birthday, happy clappy
happy birthday
you’re so great
happy, happy birthday, clappy
join us as we celebrate
you’re so great
clap your hands and dance around
have a laugh and eat some cake
happy birthday, happy birthday
happy birthday
you’re so great
have a drink on us tonight
drink too much, get in a fight
dance around on tabletops
get pulled over by the cops
it’s your birthday, it’s your birthday
it’s your birthday, hey, why not?
because we’re all gonna die one day
might as well have a good time
hooray!

yeah imagine that sung like a preschool play time song.