They are destroying hockey

I don't know who's responsible for this but I am going to find you; I'm gonna kick you're nancy, soccer-lovin' ass.  The game the officials are playing is not the game I grew up playing. Hockey is a physical game played by people who are as cuddly as a ball of steel wool.  Now 'clutch and grab' hockey is a two minute penalty. Hockey used to be won in the corners, now these tippy tappy pin pong streaking down the middle cherry pickers are the 'stars' of this ice-soccer game. I used to put people like that through the glass and laugh. 

If you chasing someone streaking towards the net, you and them have an understanding, if you catch them, they're knee, wrist or left nut are you're to take. Fuck'em thats how the game is played, if you cant stand in the middle with big boys you better straighten your panties and throw a tea party for your dolls. Now you can't even put a stick on someone without it being called hooking; I'm seeing forwards catch a defensemen's stick and drop to the ice like a basketball player drawing a foul.  What a bunch of pussy rules for pussy players appealing to soft stupid fans.